Are these kids ADHD, ADD or BED,
ESL or SLD, Pick your flavor of EC
Got to write an IGP and another PDP
IEP and PEP, and I've really got to pee
PTO and PTA, PDC, UCPS
Dare and Dear and Sit and Stems, NCSCO and S
This one's tardy with no pass. ASD or ISS?
That one should get OSS, 'cause his pants still show his ... ???
Meet with parents, meet with team, meet about an IEP,
Then meet with the faculty. I don't need to plan this week.
Media Center smart board's dead, guess I'll use the lab instead.
'Cept it's booked through May 5th and there's no bulb in my overhead.
Time for class, the rizzo's broke and I forgot my copy code.
Someone stunk up the commode. Don't light a match or we'll explode!
504s and AIG, 2nd choice and hall duty
Focus on the EOGs. That's how you do TQE!
ADHD = Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder
ADD = Attention Deficit Disorder
BED = Behaviorally and Emotionally Disabled
ESL = English as a Second Language
SLD = Speech/Learning Disabled
EC = Exceptional Children
IGP = Individual Growth Plan
PDP = Professional Development Plan
IEP = Individualized Education Plan
PEP = Personalized Education Plan
PTO = Parent Teacher Organization
PTA = Parent Teacher Association
PDC = Professional Development Center
UCPS = Union County Public Schools
DARE = Drug Abuse Resistance Education
DEAR = Drop Everything And Read
SIT = School Improvement Team
STEMS = Ummmm ... Student Teacher Education Mastery System???
NCSCOS = North Carolina Standard Course Of Study
ASD = After School Detention
ISS = In School Suspension
OSS = Out of School Suspension
504s = Modifications for students with disabilities
AIG = Advanced In Grade
EOG = End of Grade (test)
TQE = Total Quality Education